BINGO JOKES

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2 old men are playing Bingo in the church, John and Tom. John keeps looking over Tom's shoulder saying: "you've got that number, mark it off, you've got that number mark it off." After doing this for quite some time Tom gets annoyed and says: "why don't you do your own card?" Whereupon John answers: "I can't it's full!"

Blondes and Bingo

It was a Ladies Only Night in the All Blonde Bingo Hall. The night had been pretty boring, not one single person had a BINGO all night. The last game was up for grabs, with a huge bingo prize of $3500.00 in the pot.

The game drags on and on, and nearly every blonde in the house had to be on for the big blackout. Finally, G-47 was called, but still no shouts of ?Bingo!? were heard. The frustrated caller finally gets up and throws the Bingo Machine off the stage. All the girls were shocked and the caller says: "I've just called every darn one of these 75 balls out of this machine and nobody has a Bingo? Just what number are you ladies waiting for?" All together, 412 blonde ladies shouted: "FREE SPACE!"

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Husband & wife playing bingo were competing to see who could call bingo the most. They were level pegging & both needed number * 5 * to win. 5 came up so they shared the win.
Therefore even scoring ~ *Not so* wife exclaimed, I said it quicker!

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This guy had a very attractive wife, who was always wanting clothes, jewelry, etc., but he was not too well off. One day his wife came home with a diamond neckless. The guy asked, "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied, "I won it at bingo."
The next night she came home with a mink coat. The guy asked, "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied, "I won it at bingo."
The next night she came home with a Mercedes Benz. The guy asked, "Where did you get that?"
His wife replied, "Look!! Don't keep asking where I get my things!! Go upstairs and run my bath for me!!"
His wife came upstairs to find a small amount of water in the tub. The wife asked, "How come you put so little water in the tub?"
He replied, "I didn't want to wet your bingo card!"

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What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
- A bingo machine.

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PAT and MICK were playing Bingo.
Pat kept looking over Mick's shoulder saying, you've got that number mark it off, you've got that number mark it off. After putting up with this for some time Mick got annoyed and said, "why don't you do your own sheet !?"
Pat replied - "I can't it's full !"